Happy December, blogfam! With a new month finally upon us, I thought it would be fun to do a round up of some of my go-to sex toys and fetish gear during the month of November. Some of these pieces definitely deserve — and will receive — review posts of their very own, but in the meantime, here’s something to whet your appetite. In no particular order:
The Heavenly Heart Mini Plug by Doc Johnson has definitely been my go-to anal toy for several weeks now, working its way into many of my play sessions. It’s one of several toys from Doc Johnson’s Alice in Wonderland collection, which features their take on lots of familiar themes and characters. Made out of body-safe, non-porous silicone, this cute little plug is the perfect beginner toy. The length makes it feel great for slow insertion and gentle thrusting, while the extra wide flared base makes it feel extra anal safe, and super double-penetration friendly. I’ve been enjoying using it solo during masturbation play, and with a partner. It cleans up pretty easily with toy cleaner and warm water, though it does take a bit of extra effort to properly clean the seams.
I probably won’t give this toy its own review post in the future, but overall I’d say that it’s a cute little plug, suitable for anyone who enjoys smaller, silicone anal toys.
The Domi Wand by Lovense is a very powerful wand in a rather tiny package. Not only are the speeds and patterns completely programmable via the Lovense smartphone app, but it can also be controlled locally (using bluetooth) or by a long-distance partner (over the internet). It’s also a webcam models’ dream, as the Domi, along with all of the toys in the Lovense line, can be set up to respond directly to tips and tokens on various webcamming sites. It is incredibly rumbly, the vibrations penetrate deeply, and it’s easily one of the strongest feeling wands in my collection. If anything, the vibrations are almost a little too abrasive on some settings. Either way, I find myself reaching for this toy more and more lately, and will be dedicating some time to writing a more in-depth review of it in the future.
Speaking of toys that deserve to have a dedicated review, the next one up on my list is the Satisfyer Pro Penguin: The Next Generation by Satisfyer. Not only is this toy probably the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, it definitely does not disappoint in the satisfying department (har har har). It’s stronger, thudier, and quieter than its predecessor the Satisfyer Pro Penguin, and it’s also much more functional. The addition of the ‘up’ and ‘down’ buttons have made a world of difference, and the tighter nozzle doesn’t fall out nearly as easily as it did in earlier versions of this toy. If you like fairly strong toys and pin-point clit stimulation, I’d definitely recommend giving the Penguin a try!
Anyone who’s been following my social media for the last month is probably already sick to death of seeing and hearing about my next pick, but I can’t help but continue to be completely and utterly smitten. The Pumpkin Ball Gag by Geeky Sex Toys is everything I’ve ever wanted in a ballgag and more. It’s adorable as fuck, it’s spooky, it’s made of medical grade silicone AND it actually fits between my ridiculously tiny and difficult jaw.
It’s perfect for me in every way and I don’t think I could be happier. I would do a more in-depth review in the future, but I think that the entire post might only consist of jack-o-latern emojis and sparkly hearts, so this mini-spotlight is probably for the best. 💖🎃💖🎃
Last up on November’s favourites list isn’t a sex toy at all. This super adorable and spooky Halloween onesie (with black magical girl skirt) by LittleForBig really combines all of the things I personally love to find in my DD/lg clothing. It’s cute, whimsical, but not so radically fetishizing that I can’t dress it up (down?) for everyday or public wear. It makes me feel like the perfect witchy mean girl — all I want to do is pick up some cheerleader pom-poms, hook up the violet wand, (consensually) grab some naughty little girl by the piggytails, giggle-zap her until she cries, and then feed her chocolate cake.
And before you ask: no, you can’t sit with us. 💖
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Some of these items were sent to me in exchange for an honest review, and others were purchased.
All thoughts and opinions are my own.